Post by nutmeg1992 on Nov 1, 2011 16:34:12 GMT -5
Welcome to Murdoc's Minions!
In case you don't know what the Minions are, a short description is in order. Murdoc Niccals is the nasty green bassist and mastermind of the band Gorillaz. As unattractive as he is, he still managed to gather himself a group of fans. That's who we, Murdoc's Minions, are. We are crazy fans of the unattractive mastermind of Gorillaz, MURDOC FAUST NICCALS!!!!
HAIL MURDOC!
And we enjoy role playing. That's why this is in the Roleplay Zone. If for some reason you clicked here by mistake and you really hate roleplaying, here's the door. Don't let it whack you on the ass on your way out.
Seriously, you'll get splinters, and no one wants to spend the next two hours picking splinters out of their ass.
Anyway, for those of you that are brave enough (or psycho enough) to join us, step right up and sign your name on the dotted line:
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Thank you for donating your soul to our dear master, Murdoc. :cheese: Mainly just to keep with tradition, we shall be keeping track of all the current Minions. Starting with me.
Minions
Cuzin13- Second-in-Command, Hippie
viol8r- Resident Pervert, Starlight and 2D's Mistress, Murdoc's Chew Toy
Stalker666- Stalker (name and occupation)
Dark Raven- Murdoc's Living Dead Girl
starlight- 2D's Bunny Girl, Murdoc's Tormentor
23_Felicia_Queens_23- Shapeshifting Kitty Lady (anyone else tries it they will die)
pinkfloydsgurl- (aka Manic) Gogglegirl Extraordinaire, Local Resident Pirate
I'm in a LIGHTHOUSE!
Nutmeg1992
Hm.... Our list is very thin. Join us! Let us become the great army we once were! It's easy to join, just post and say a Hail Murdoc. Wanna quit the Minions? Just post and say you want your soul back.
Believe it or not, we've got rules around here. Break them and your soul will be dishonorably rejected from Murdoc's loving care and cast into hell for an eternity and a half. In other words, you will get a strike, or your post will be deleted, depending on how badly you break the rules. I think I'll also put your name on a list of shame. More on that later, if the need ever arises. Don't make that need arise.
Our rules, READ THEM!
1. Respect your fellow Minions. If there is a problem between you and someone else, don't start shit. Tell a mod or an admin you've got a problem with so-and-so. They shall do the ass-kicking for you, since they can actually do something on this forum with their awesome mod and admin powers.
2. This is a roleplay. You're free to do whatever you want, and for the most part, we are tolerant of whatever insanity you can come up with, but if someone asks you nicely to bring it back to earth a bit, tone it down. Lessen the insanity. Don't be an obnoxious dumbass.
3. HAIL MURDOC! Don't post here if you just want to tell us how much Murdoc sucks and we're all stupid for making a club that worships him. We already know. And we're not listening.
4. Now we all know that Murdoc is a nasty old perv... and we love it :cheese: ... but keep this borderline PG13. No porn. Sadly. >_< Just remember, we've got little 12 year old kiddies snooping around here. We can only scar childrens' minds so much before they fall over and die, and we don't want that, do we? We're already pushing it with all the fucking swearing we do around here anyway, right? Right.
5. Have fun! (insert kindergarten smileyface sun and rainbow here) No seriously, this thread isn't run by Nazis. Chill out. Express yourself. Don't sit in a corner and cry all the time. We will be forced to put a bucket over your head and ignore you until you stop dragging down everyone's good mood.
6. About Murdoc: keep him in character. If anyone thinks Murdoc will fall madly in love with them, I will personally eat your face with some fava beans and a nice lemonaid to wash it down with. Murdoc belongs to all of us pretty much equally. You don't own him; he owns us... :lol: so to speak. Bottom line: Always ask yourself, WWMD? (if you can't figure out what WWMD means, it's What Would Murdoc Do? It's a joke, like the What Would Jesus Do thing. It's funny. You are suppose to laugh now. Good little sheep. ^_^) And other than The Horrors, MUDS SHALL HAVE NO KIDS.
7. This rules list can and will be added to whenever I realize we need a new rule or two.
And remember, this thread is being guarded with the tolerance and understanding reflected by the bassist this thread is dedicated to. Don't push your luck.
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You're still here? I didn't scare you off yet? Awesome! Welcome to our twisted little family! Just to bring you up to speed, this thread takes place on the Plastic Beach. Us Minions took a ship there. We met up with Murdoc around the Bermuda Triangle. Full story from the previous Minion's thread here. After Murdoc let us all into the building, he got stuck behind a secret bookcase door thing. We all got impatient and Manic blew up the bookcase and freed him. While he and 2D went to Coachella, I did some serious hippifying as a little mischievous Welcome Home for when he got back. He came back, got pissed, threw me into the ocean, then I had to clean it all up.
And, uh, that's where we are now. Feel free to jump in anytime.
See you in hell. :cheese:
HAIL MURDOC
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(random picture in honor of the Green One provided by Murdoc's least favorite hippie. Me. :cheese: )
(Kuzyn not taking this away from you but the quote thing is weird and I can't figure out how to put the name on who quoted it. if you wanna fix it go ahead but it's here.
)*sneaks into Murdoc's room on the island at 4:00 in the morning with a tube of what looks like super glue* heheheheh...*takes awhilein there and then comes out and doesn't have it* this should be fun. *goes down to the beach to see if the other minions are around.*
