Post by stalker666 on May 7, 2015 11:39:21 GMT -5
Welcome to Murdoc's Minions!
In case you don't know what the Minions are, a short description is in order. Murdoc Niccals is the nasty green bassist and mastermind of the band Gorillaz. As unattractive as he is, he still managed to gather himself a group of fans. That's who we, Murdoc's Minions, are. We are crazy fans of the unattractive mastermind of Gorillaz, MURDOC FAUST NICCALS!!!!
HAIL MURDOC!
for those of you that are brave enough (or psycho enough) to join us, step right up and sign your name on the dotted line:
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Thank you for donating your soul to our dear master, Murdoc. Mainly just to keep with tradition, we shall be keeping track of all the current Minions. As there have been some changes in the last few years, and a bout of inactivity on all fronts, the minion list is starting entirely from scratch, until I'm told otherwise. Just post letting the master know you're still loyal, and/or sticking around to annoy him.
Viol8r--Resident pervert, taking her obligatory place on the minions list
Stalker666--Name, and occupation (with potentially more than occasional appearances by the voices in my head)
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Seriously...that's it? Post a "Hail Murdoc!" and join us (me?), I need someone other than Mudsy to stalk. Besides, he keeps disappearing. >>
If you do join, and decide you want out, just politely ask for your soul back. Be warned, it may not be in the same condition you gave it in.
Now, before I forget, RULES! Break them and your soul will be dishonourably rejected from Murdoc's loving care and cast into hell for an eternity and a half. In other words, you will get a strike, or your post will be deleted, depending on how badly you break the rules.
READ THESE
1. Respect your fellow Minions. If there is a problem between you and someone else, don't start shit. Tell a mod or an admin you've got a problem with so-and-so. They shall do the ass-kicking for you, since they can actually do something on this forum with their awesome mod and admin powers.
2. This is a roleplay. You're free to do whatever you want, and for the most part, we are tolerant of whatever insanity you can come up with, but if someone asks you nicely to bring it back to earth a bit, tone it down. Lessen the insanity. Don't be an obnoxious dumbass.
3. HAIL MURDOC! Don't post here if you just want to tell us how much Murdoc sucks and we're all stupid for making a club that worships him. We already know. And we're not listening.
4. Now we all know that Murdoc is a nasty old perv...and we love it... but keep this borderline PG13. No porn. Sadly. >_< Just remember, we've got little 12 year old kiddies snooping around here. We can only scar childrens' minds so much before they fall over and die, and we don't want that, do we? We're already pushing it with all the fucking swearing we do around here anyway, right? Right.
5. Have fun! (insert kindergarten smileyface sun and rainbow here) No seriously, this thread isn't run by Nazis. Chill out. Express yourself. Don't sit in a corner and cry all the time. We will be forced to put a bucket over your head and ignore you until you stop dragging down everyone's good mood.
6. About Murdoc: keep him in character. Murdoc will never fall in love with you. Murdoc belongs to all of us pretty much equally. You don't own him; he owns us...so to speak. Bottom line: Always ask yourself, WWMD? And other than The Horrors, MUDS SHALL HAVE NO KIDS.
7. This rules list can and will be added to whenever I realize we need a new rule or two.
And remember, this thread is being guarded with the tolerance and understanding reflected by the bassist this thread is dedicated to. Don't push your luck.
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Hey, awesome, you're still here. Phase 3 didn't last too long, but hopefully we can make up for it here. The previous plots can all be reviewed in the other thread, here (if you're too lazy to click the back button).
(Hope no one minds me posting a new thread. Figure we've gotta be getting some sort of updates soon.)
